[jetpilot]

“My good comrade Vladimir has assured me he has nothing but good will and love for the United States and would not think of any shenanigans aimed at ‘monkey wrenching’ American elections.”

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"Then he asked if I would sell him 20 more percent of US uranium and I said Vlad my good friend do not mistake me for a crooked idiot Democrat and kicked him in the balls."