[The Urban Sombrero]

I say you're a broken hearted (over the departure of your hero Obama) socialist subversive, who's only fooling himself and never knows what he's talking about. But don't feel bad, nobody else knows what you're taking about either.

Oh, you know, PeeWeeGee, you know. My hero, of course, is Christ. Barack Obama? Not even close. I am talking about a highest common denominator understanding of the Constitution: one where freedom is a gift for all, where justice is a gift to all. You know, the dream of America.