[The Urban Sombrero]

Still though, it does at least have the merit of being 'original' idiocy. You'd have to wait till somebody else writes it and then take off with it.

Mutual of Omaha's "Guiled Kingdom":

"While Marlon is in the helicopter, Jim will tangle with the Guiled Peacock, notorious squaller of the Appalachian hills. There he is: crouched in Forum Woods, full plume, strutting and squalling. What's wrong, Jim? Jim reports the stench from this overstuffed fowl is foul."