[Bob Seger]

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Big Bully Bob
Tough as a Cob
Mean as a rattler
Idle bitty prattler

Bob, take another mobic
and calm the homophobic

Nah, Cappy Boob, I'll just hang right here with you Masonic Lodge folks. Ain't we having fun?

Ah Pink Panties Patti, I am reminded of this little ditty by John Lennon that describes your life:


I'm a loser,
I'm a loser,
And I'm not what I appear to be.

Of all the loves I have won, and have lost
There is one love I should have never have crossed
He was a guy in a million, my friend.
I should have known he would win in the end.

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who's near to
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be.

Although when I post, I act like a clown
Cause Seger's too much I'm now wearing a frown
My tears are falling like rain from the sky
Gitback come home, I cry and I cry?

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who is near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be

What have I done to deserve such a fate?
I tangled with Bob and now it's too late
And so it's true pride comes before a fall
I'm telling you, gitback was my one and my all

I'm a loser
And I lost someone who is near to me
I'm a loser
And I'm not what I appear to be.


BTW, don't even attempt to hang with Seger. It's like running against the wind.