[wannacat]

Breathitt County has hired a new coach for the lady cats. David K Abner was selected as the new Lady Cats coach. David is in his mid-twenties. David has never played organized basketball and has no head coaching experience. What he does have though, is what's important in Breathitt County and that is connections. David is a first cousin to the Chairman of the Breathitt County School Board's husband. He is not without basketball credentials though he assisted prior coach Wallace Bates for two years. I guess Wallace taught him all he needed to know to take over the reigns of what still has to be one of the top 3 or 4 jobs in the 14th region. :hilarious::hilarious::hilarious: