[2000PHS]

"I'll be dipped right down in owl S*it"
When the ump wasn't calling close pitches, "Keep throwing, hell maybe they will swing"
"You couldn't hit it if it stopped."
"Son you are going to have to decide if you want to be a 3rd basemen or a lineman"

One time a buddy of mine was put in to run for the catcher and Coach Adkins told him to steal on the second pitch, now remember Coach Runyon is the 3rd base coach and had no idea he was told to steal. So he takes off and is gunned down to end the rally, Coach Runyon goes off screaming "I didn't tell you to go, what the hell are you doing"  Coach Adkins steps up and says its ok coach I told him to go, but I f* up and forgot to tell him he wasn't in F-ing little league anymore and didn't have to wait until the ball was past the hitter before you could leave." My friend had the two most feared coaches on his case at the same time.