[The Urban Sombrero]

Ben Johnson, was a heavy doper that used to like to run around Canada a lot..Evidently he liked to run around in the nude, because I hear he was stripped.....I think that the last time that he got a little too fast for his own britches, he even he lost all the gold bling that he used to like to wear around his neck. He was too high to even remember the words. Maybe that's why you can identify with him?

Now, there used to be this old English dude named Ben Jonson, who used to try to write a poem or 2...But legend had it that he drank hemlock martinis all the time, stayed buzzed up and liked to chase dragons around the merry old England country side....Some called him a "fool", and I think that he was commonly referred to by the Sheriff of Nottingham, as that dang "knave" that we are always arresting for growing his own hemlock down in his basement. I've heard some of his stuff on Sirius/XM, and I'll be real honest with you Geraldo, I wasn't really impressed.

Either way, what influences you had growing up!!.....It aint no wonder that you stay screwed up all the time and write this stupid stuff.


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Ah, Bob, "To Fool or Knave" stands outside he who wrote it, though to quote it, I owed a reference. Shall we dedicate it to each other? As for Ben, had he but lived in Colorado...