[Pulp Fiction]

My Professional Wrestling Presidential Cabinet.

Chief of Staff - Bobby "The Brain" Heenan
White House Press Secretary - Howard Finkel
Secretary of State - "Rowdy" Roddy Piper
Secretary of the Treasury - Irwin R. Schyster (I.R.S.)
Secretary of Defense - Sgt. Slaughter
Attorney General - Sid Justice
Secretary of the Interior - "Hacksaw" Jim Duggan
Secretary of Agriculture - Hillbilly Jim
Secretary of Commerce - Ted DiBiase
Secretary of Labor - Dusty Rhodes
Secretary of Health & Human Services/Surgeon General - Isaac Yankem, D.D.S.
Secretary of Housing & Urban Development - JBL
Secretary of Transportation - The Repo Man
Secretary of Energy - Adam Bomb
Secretary of Education - The Genius
Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Corporal Kirchner
Secretary of Homeland Security - The Big Boss Man
EPA Administrator - Duke "The Dumpster" Droese
Director of Management & Budget - Shane O-Mac
United States Trade Representative Ambassador - Brother Love
United States Mission to the United Nations Ambassador - "Stone Cold" Steve Austin
Council of Economic Advisers Chairman - Virgil
Small Business Administration Administrator - Paul Heyman