[JKWON33]

I got one about Coach Adkins in Drivers Ed. Well one morning me, this big fat guy, and a ditsy girl was taking the 1990 cranberry sunbird out for a spin. I had just got done with my turn and took my seat in the back with the fat kid. The girl got in the seat and put the car in drive. The next thing I hear is squeelin, Coach looks down at his floor to see if he had his foot on the special brake thats on his side. He tells her to stop and put it back in park. "Now let's try this again", the car still spinning out, his face is turning red and I know something is coming. He said "GD'it son(talking to the fat kid) get the hell out and give us a push, you're weighin us down". Well that wasn't the case, the girl would never unlocked the emergency brake.