[BOOGIE WOOGIE MAN]

Ah, can't never tell. He's been on the shelf awhile but he says he 100% positive he can put an attitude adjustment on any Saber toothed feline that crosses his path on the Gridiron.
I've been trying to talk him down but I can't reason with him. He claims to be A RAM ON A MISSION and says that the dentist that worked on that lion in Africa back in the summer is gonna look like a choir angel compared to what destruction BIG RAM does to these tiggers from Paintsville.

Think I'll stay close to the gate if he gets too rough. I'll have my pretty feline with me and I don't want him to rough her up too. I'm too old to fight, too fat too run, so I'll stay close to the gate so I can make a quick getaway.