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I haven't made my mind up yet on which, but I will be voting for Clinton or Sanders in 2016. My children & grandchildren will go to the college of their choice at no charge to me or them. My salary will increase substantially and my taxes will be lowered. Niether myself or illegal immigrants will ever have to pay another medical bill. The temperatures of the atmosphere will stabilize and be more comfortable than ever. I will be able to drive my full size pickup cross country on an aspirin. Other countries will fight our battles abroad and protect our allies without us ever firing a shot or putting our soldiers in harms way. Gun laws will be passed where only law abiding citizens own guns and mass huggings will replace mass shootings. Our country will almost be a worry free place to live.

Someone convince me how I can possibly consider voting against that.