[jetpilot]

9) If you want to protect your investment in your beater (after all, there will be another game against Belfry at CAM in two short years unless they are annexed by Mingo Central), or your real vehicle if you are brave enough to bring it, you can do a few things to make it blend in with the locals. WV license plate, fuzzy dice, a Food City bag full of clothes in the back window and the skull in the back window whose eyes light up red when you hit the brake (my personal favorite). And a new one I'm bringing out this year, the Hillary '16 bumper sticker.