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I also love when Loserville fans call Cal a "used car salesman". I think that label would apply much better to Bobby Petrino.

Then again, Petrino would probably be a terrible used car salesman. I mean, so far he has lied to U of L, the Atlanta Falcons, and Arkansas, not to mention that recruit who had his scholarship offer magically "disappear" just before signing day. With Petrino, no one would ever believe anything that came out of his mouth, whether it was true or not.

Petrino: This car's only got 20,000 miles on it, with no accidents!

Customer: So it's really got 50,000 miles, been in 3 pile-ups, and probably has some water damage too, right coach?