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This is opening day of Lady Patriot softball and Patriot baseball. Time to rise Patriot Nation as we follow our Bat Pats and Lady Bat Pats through an amazing season. I'm kind of partial to the concessions at the softball field. A fat man can't hardly walk the hill without severe chest pain.

Our Bat Pats will be led by Cornett. On the mound there is no better, bolz. The kid has game and will be a D1 prospectus. And....... he has tremendous support around the diamond with Cornett, Turner, Crouch, McGee, Combs, and Johnson.

Our Lady BatPats are still young, but will be tougher than mom's broom handle. We have two flame throwing pitchers with Clutts and Baker. Clutts is a southpaw and Baker throws pure gas. This bunch has great role players with Rose, Slone, Mullins, and Thornsberry. Can't wait. Glad they bolted the bleachers down last year! Wowza!!!!

More mash taters please!