[Patriot]

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BLACK BEAR ENVY: is an emotion which occurs when a team lacks Harlan County's superior quality. This emotion is stirred by a feeling of discontent or a resentful longing for the success of Black Bear Football In serious cases it contains the desire to be relevant in Eastern Kentucky and also a feeling of covetousness with regard to everything that revolves around the Black Bears. It is created by a painful awareness that they are not Harlan County and never will be, A feeling of knowing your team is so obsolete that a Black Bear loss becomes more important than your teams victory. Black Bear envy is one of the most potent causes of unhappiness. Not only are others rendered unhappy by this envy, but they also wish to inflict misfortune on others. Often having to resort to cheering for other teams to fill the emptiness of mediocrity. Psychologist believe the root of Black Bear Envy lies deep in the mind of fans knowing their team may never see the success that Harlan County Football has and will continue to produce.