[Harry Rex Vonner]

What is likely to be even more entertaining will be her efforts at damage control. With no professorial prowess on which to derive, it's hard to sell baloney.

Your mention of baloney reminds me of an observation of William F. Buckley, Jr., the late publisher of National Review. He was asked why Bobby Kennedy would never appear on Buckley's television show, Firing Line. Buckley, in his usual arrogant (and loveable) manner, said, "Why does boloney avoid the meat grinder?".

Clueless Barbie, as a candidate, is obviously a cheap cut of baloney.