[#1 Blackcat Fan]

Happy Birthday Granny.

You know how old Granny Bear is?

She is so old she farts dust.
She is so old her birth certificate is in stone.
She is so old her first boat ride was on Noah's Ark.
She is so old when she ask for a 3 minute egg they ask her to pay up front.
She is so old when she was young the Dead Sea was only sick.
She is so old when she went to school they didn't have history class.
She is so old her social security number is 5.
She is so old she was the waitress at the last supper.
She is so old i found a fossil of her hair.
She is so old she has all the apostles in her black book.
She is so old she owes Jesus $3.
She is so old she knew Mr. Clean when he had an afro.
She is so old she use to baby sit Yoda.
She is so old i seen her on the history channel
She is so old when God said let there be light she flicked the switch.
She is so old she moved out of the retirement home into the museum.
She is so old she has to see a DINOcologist.
She is so old her first Christmas was the first Christmas.