[Granny Bear]

Common sense tells you that this is Jerry's veiled attempt at running for the US Senate. His dubious past prevents him from running in his own name. However, he can put out a puppet and pull the strings. And, what better puppet than his little daughter, Alison? How else could a girl with absolutely no business or political experience run for office? Secretary of State? Hell, we all know that that office runs itself with its longtime employees. Little Alison just stays out of the way and does her daddy's bidding. Only MSNBC could find her to be a credible candidate for anything.

Obama did it.

Oh wait, he isn't a girl.