[VoiceOfReason]

cardsfan,

I don't expect your opinion to change and to be honest I really could not care less if it did. It doesn't take long to get a grasp on someone's mental capacity. And when that mental capacity is limited it is not unusual that he or she would have dificulty following a deeply cognitive, higher-level line of rationale. So, don't feel bad if you fail to understand the neuances of this discussion. Also, I thoroughly enjoyed your retort in which you advised Chilly Willy and myself to kiss your butt...witty, very witty...I only wish I could have come up with that elementary response. With your grasp of similies (that was when you said opinions were like butt holes) and colorful metaphores you may have a future as an author. I can see it now...


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