[khsgamenight]

C'mon guys...the NKY football gurus can't be fooled. Quit trying to fill their heads with that fancy-smansy throwin gobbledygook. Everybody knows that us hill folk wouldn't know nuthin bout that kind of newfangled offense. Heck, we don't even try to do anything halfway fancy like run outside them there tackles. We just run it up the gut every time. We ain't got no shot against them city slickers nohow. I hear they gots runnin water and such...and they even wear shoes when they play. I'm just glad we get to play at home this week. Cuz it shore would take an awful long time to get way up north in a wagon train.

Take it easy on us boys. After all, we're just simple country folk round these parts.