[Crossbones]

I'm kinda like Happy on this one. I could write a book. I'll throw out a few though.
1. When K-Mart was at the SouthSide Mall, we would get in the buggies and push each other down the hill (steep hill) while traffic was coming. (yes we were intoxicated). I made it all the way to the drive thru order sign at Hardees once. Liked to killed me. Broke a rib.
2. My brothers and I used to jump off the top of our houseboat while it was going and try to catch the back of it when we came up. I know that don't sound like alot but the boat was doing about 23knots and we were only 10 and 11 years old.
3. We had and old car, 67 pontiac gto, and we would take a run an go and see who could knock the buggies at K-Mart the longest over the hill. My brother accually knocked one into the back of the Thompson GMC store. Funny as heck.
4. Went waterskiing in Dewey Lake in December. Honest to God truth. We were working on our houseboat which was drydocked and we begged our dad to take us skiing. He finally gave in and said "if you ask to get out i will give you a wipping" I was crying and begging to get back in the boat. My brothers stayed out there for a while. We were all purple and you might not believe this but our hair was frozen and would litterally crack when you hit it.
5. I was in college at the time, when they were turning US23 at Pikeville into a 4lane. On the way back to school my roommate and I knocked over every orange barrel for about 2miles. We thought it was funny as could be. But we didn't know it, but a State Trooper watched us do it. He made us walk and stand everyone of them back up while driving behind us with his lights on. Everyone in Pike County must have drove by at that time. It wasn't that funny anymore.
6. I swollowed 20 live minnows at Terry Boat dock for $10.
7. Spit in Jim Cornetts face. The wrestling guy. The Road Warriors took up for me. I was 14. We had ring side sets and he came up to me cussing and pointing his tennis rackett at me, so I let him have it. The Road Warriors laughed and said he deserved it and let us go down to the ring with them.
I have a bunch more and will put them in later.