[Hoot Gibson]

They are listed. Use your brilliant search knowledge and find them on BGR. Bold: That's some funny stuff there.
http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/...siness-am/

List the ones that lasted longer than a summer, documented by somebody other than his lying campaign staff. It seems that he just worked when he wanted to and he didn't feel like working very often. His do-nothing career was great preparation for his current role as a do-nothing president. The $100 million that he is blowing on his African trip (not including the $7 billion in economic aid that he promised) would have paid for a lot of White House tours for students.

Fireworks displays have been canceled around the world at military bases but Obama shows no inclination to slow the pace of his expensive vacations. Hospital workers at veteran's hospitals have been forced to take furloughs, but the Obama spending spree continues unabated.

Obama's job approval rating is continuing to decline, so most people are obviously beginning to understand what a failure he has been. No wonder he decided to have somebody else announce that his administration will not be enforcing part of the Obamacare law until after the 2014 elections. He is our first Outlaw President. He violates his oath of office every day that he "serves."

Below, compiled from and cross-checked among a host of sources, is what we believe to be the most thorough account of the president's work history. (Several details from his early years are unknown, and will remain so for now; [B]the White House did not respond to our request to verify the accuracy of our list [/B]and fill in the blanks.)

1975 or 1976 — ice cream scooper, Baskin-Robbins — Honolulu — Obama claims to have lost his taste for ice cream during this, his first job, the duration of which is not publicly known.

Date unknown — deli counter clerk, business name unknown — Honolulu — Obama had a summer job at a deli counter in Hawaii, making sandwiches, his spokesman said during the presidential campaign.

1980 — gift shop sales clerk, business name unknown — Honolulu — Obama worked at a gift shop in Hawaii selling island souvenirs the summer after his freshman year at Occidental College in California.

Sometime between 1981-1983 — construction worker, business name unknown — New York — Obama cleared a construction site for a summer on Manhattan's Upper West Side while attending Columbia University, the Associated Press reported. Obama referred to this job in Dreams From My Father .

Sometime between 1981-1983 — position unknown, company unknown — New York — During his years at Columbia University, Obama worked one summer for a private company processing health records of either police or firefighters, his spokesman said during the presidential campaign.

Sometime between 1981-1983 — telemarketer, company unknown — New York — During one school year at Columbia, Obama was a telemarketer in midtown Manhattan selling New York Times subscriptions over the phone, his spokesman said during the presidential campaign.

1983-84 — research assistant, Business International Corporation — New York — At this firm that helped American companies do business abroad, Obama was a researcher and writer for a reference service called Financing Foreign Operations; among his duties was writing a newsletter called Business International Money Report.

1985 — project coordinator, New York Public Interest Research Group — New York — Obama mobilized student volunteers at City College in Harlem for NYPIRG, a nonprofit organization that promotes consumer, environmental and government reform. He promoted activism around issues such as mass transit, higher education, tuition, financial aid and recycling.

1985-1988 — community organizer, Developing Communities Project — Chicago — Obama advocated for asbestos removal, job training and public-works services at this community organization on Chicago's South Side.

1988 — research assistant, Lawrence Tribe — student assistant to this Harvard Law School professor and renowned constitutional scholar.

1989 — summer associate, Hopkins & Sutter — Obama held this job the summer between his first and second years of law school.

1990 — summer associate, Sidley & Austin — After his second year of law school Obama was a summer associate for one of the world's oldest and largest law firms, where he met Michelle Robinson, his future wife.

1990-1991 — president, Harvard Law Review — Obama was the first African-American to hold this prestigious position.

1991-1992 — executive director, Project Vote — Ran a campaign that registered nearly 150,000 black voters for the 1992 elections.

1993-2004 — associate and partner (starting 1996), Davis, Miner, Barnhill & Galland — Chicago — defended clients ranging from landlords to a securities trader, and handled employment-discrimination and voting-rights cases at this Chicago law firm.

1993-2004 — part-time lecturer, University of Chicago Law School — Chicago — lectured on constitutional law.

1995 — author, Times Books — published memoir, Dreams From My Father.

1997-2004 — state senator, Illinois — senator from Illinois' 13th District on Chicago's South Side.

2005-2008 — U.S. Senator — represented Illinois in the U.S. Senate.

2006 -- Author, Random House — published The Audacity of Hope: Thoughts on Reclaiming the American Dream.

2009 — President, United States — Washington — In his current position, Obama is the head of state of the most powerful country in the world. He runs the executive branch and serves as commander in chief of the armed forces.
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Yeah, the bold text is some funny stuff. Obama was the most unqualified successful presidential candidate in history by far. He shows everyday that he has no clue what made this country great, nor does he seem to realize that this is a great country, no thanks to him.