[KentuckyHillBilly5321]

I don't about being crazy. But this is one of the most embarassing things that ever happen to me. Well here goes.

:dump: WHen I first started dating Mrs QQ.. I was down her house one night and got snowed in and had to spend the night. .Well I had some mexican food early in the day.. Never the less I ended up with a major case of Squirts.. They had two bathrooms but someone was in the back bathroom..(the one with a tad bit of privacy) I sat there trying to shake it off as my face turn red and my forehead began to sweat.. I was very edgy..I was ready to explode.. I had to go.. But the only bathroom available was the one right next the living room.. It was either go or bare the humilation of going on myself.. I made my way to the bathroom.. Flopped down on the toilet and tried to silently relieve myself.. It just wasnt gonna happen.. It was some of the loudest releases ive ever heard.. I knew everyone in the living room could hear ever grunt and release..It was so stinky, that it was traveling through the heat vents throughout the house.. I started to hear everyone say.."whats that smell..'' At this time I just thought I would have to kill myself..Because there was no way i could go back in there and face a house full of girls and her parents.. My wife had two other sisters also..I was so embarrassed and wasnt even finished relieving myself..Well to make matters worse.. When I was finished there was no toilet paper.. I was getting dizzy at this point..I thought I would blackout. ..I started looking around me for things that I could use as toilet paper. Preferably something that would flush.. I couldnt find anything.. I debated onusing my socks.. But i was afraid that I would clog up the toilet and then I would have read bad situation.. Now I knew I was going to have to scream for toilet paper... I never could get my nerve up to do it though. .So I just sit there on the toilet for about hour just hoping I was dreaming and I would wake up.. I never did.. Well Finally future Mrs. QQ knocked on the door and ask what was wrong.. "I replied I was sick and there wasnt any toilet paper"..She tossed in the toilet paper and I went into the living room feeling about as big as an ant.. But noone ever said anything to me.. But it was quite embarrassing at the time. .Its funny now that I look back on it. But when your young you always think the worse..

Ha, ha! That ROCKS!

Man--that just tells you that you picked the right one. My wife's family would have never let me live down a situation like that!