[Beef]

bobby Knight, after living a full life, died. When he got to
heaven, God was showing him around. They came to a modest little
bungalow
with a faded Indiana University flag in the window. "This house
is yours
for eternity, Bob," said God. "This is very special; not everyone
gets
a house up here." Bob felt special indeed, and walked up to his
house. God
went inside the little house with Bobby and showed him around.
While in the
kitchen, Bobby looked out the back window. High on a hill
behind is house was a
3-story mansion with a bright Blue and White sidewalk, a 50 foot
tall flagpole flying
an enormous UK flag, and in every window, a Wildcat logo. In
the front yard was a sign
that said "Welcome to Wildcat Country '. Bob looked at God and
said "God, I'm not trying to be ungrateful, but I have a question.
I won three national championships, more Big Ten titles
that I can remember and am the winningest coach in IU basketball
history."
God said "So what's your question, Bob?" "Well, why does Tubby
Smith get a better house than me? He isn't even dead yet." God
chuckled, and said "Bob, that's not Tubby's house......
it's mine."