[Truth]

The ad stating that Gingrich has more baggage than an airline is, unfortunately, true. His personal life has not been one that we would hold up to our children as an exemplary example of a moral person. Wife No. 2 will "sing" on Nightline and the song won't be "I Love You Truly" or "Hail to the Chief".

Still, that isn't my main problem with him. My problem is with his wife (No.3). How can I support a man whose wife has hair that never moves? Is it real or plastic? Have any of you ever seen a "hair" out of place at any time? Absolutely not.

If a hurricane hit Myrtle Beach while she was standing in front of the Myrtle Beach Convention Center, I would bet the convention center blows away before a "hair" on her head moves.

Thus, although I support ABA (Anything but Obama) for president, Newt is a hard sell.