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01-04-2006, 10:05 AM
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Gone Fishing
Last Saturday morning Bob got up early, put on his long johns and dressed quietly. He made a lunch, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway he went.
Backing out of the garage he discovered rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, Bob pulled back into the garage.
He came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. He found it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he put the boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
There, Bob cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which his wife sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
Gone Fishing
Last Saturday morning Bob got up early, put on his long johns and dressed quietly. He made a lunch, grabbed the dog and went to the garage to hook up the boat to the truck and down the driveway he went.
Backing out of the garage he discovered rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour. There is snow mixed in with the rain and the wind is blowing 50 mph. Minutes later, Bob pulled back into the garage.
He came back into the house and turned the TV to the weather channel. He found it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he put the boat back in the garage, quietly undressed and slipped back into bed.
There, Bob cuddled up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispered, "The weather out there is terrible."
To which his wife sleepily replied, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out fishing in that?"
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Gone Fishing - by Midee1 - 01-04-2006, 10:05 AM
Gone Fishing - by MCHS_FBALL#14 - 01-05-2006, 01:31 PM
Gone Fishing - by Batpuff - 01-05-2006, 04:40 PM
Gone Fishing - by 15thRegionCrazy - 01-05-2006, 04:57 PM
Gone Fishing - by Beef - 01-05-2006, 05:41 PM
Gone Fishing - by DTfan - 01-05-2006, 10:43 PM
Gone Fishing - by Eagle Football - 01-05-2006, 10:46 PM
Gone Fishing - by BallaBaby - 01-05-2006, 11:00 PM
Gone Fishing - by #_4 - 01-05-2006, 11:47 PM
Gone Fishing - by football05 - 01-06-2006, 03:09 AM
Gone Fishing - by former_cards_player02 - 01-06-2006, 04:26 AM
Gone Fishing - by Cruel_Winter - 01-06-2006, 12:44 PM
Gone Fishing - by thetribe - 01-06-2006, 12:48 PM
Gone Fishing - by BC75 - 01-17-2006, 07:01 PM
Gone Fishing - by SE04 - 01-18-2006, 01:22 AM
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