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It was the night before the State and all through Pond Creek Nation The Pirates were dreaming of tomorrow's touchdowns. The Pirates uniforms were hung in their lockers with care, All ironed and clean and ready to wear. Our Team were all nestled all snug in thier bed, ... ... Wrapped in a blanket from Sassy's and a pill...ow for thier head. And coach in his jacket with his plays on his lap, Was just looking over them when he heard a light tap. When out in the lawn he heard such a clatter, He sprang from the couch to see what the matter. Away to the door he flew like a flash, Hopeing it wasn't Just Teasin trying to dye his hair. When what to his brilliant brain caught his eye, But some Central punks, trying to spy! With a little quarterback so scrawny and lean, He knew in an instant, must be the Central team! They were dressed in their pj's from head to their feet Trying to steal our plays so they wouldn't get beat! With their papers and pens and binoculars too, They were trying to get all our plays that were new. Their knees how they trembled, their brow how they sweat, They knew they were busted and their pants they did wet. Coach spoke not a word but went straight to his work Throwing out each little player with one simple jerk. They sprang to their feet, whimpering all the way back, There was no way now, they could stop the Belfry's attack! The next day soon came, and the big game did start, But the poor baby yellow jackets soon wish to depart. Before the fans knew it the game was all through, With the little old yellow jackets all black and blue. And we hear them exclaim as their bus drove out of sight, "Take us home coach, this was too much for one night!!"

So when the Pirates lose, we will refer back to this post as the reason :igiveup:


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