[EKUAlum05]

Central playerrs dont worry about these pirates, they dont hit, o-line wont fire off the ball or stay on a block, backs dont hit the holes, wont take on tacklers. D is slow, cant get off blocks, dont get to the ball, you can run straight up the middle on them, come on into bg friday, stay up late chase the girls, eat a big breakfast saturday morning, them mozy on down and get your trophey

You forgot the part where they can get Wales the rushing record and still be able to bench him the 4th Quarter so people won't say "they ran up the score on purpose to give him more carries"