[MCHS_FBALL#14]

Three women stay up late one night drinking
together at a bar and get totally wasted. They
all leave in the early morning hours to go home,
promising to meet again.

The next day, the three meet at a cafe for lunch
and Bloody Mary's. They begin comparing stories
to see who was the most drunk.

The first woman says "I was the most drunk. I
went home and the first thing I did, was blow
chunks."

The second woman says, "No, I was the most drunk.
I left the bar and got in my car, then I wrapped
it around a tree."

The third woman says, "Nuh-uh! I was the most
drunk. I went home and lit a cigarette, passed
out and burned my house down."

Then the first woman says "Ladies, I don't think
you understand. Chunks is my dog!"