[CatDawg]

OK

FESTER is the nickname.

WHY?

I use to have long hair and then got it cut short when I worked as on the ambulance. One day after it had grown out a bit I said I was going to go get it cut. At that time my partner being as crazy as me stated he could cut hair and that he did it all the time for his dad and little brother I let him talk me into letting him cut mine. So on the porch of the ambulance service I sat down and let him start cutting only to find out that this was the first time that he had ever cut hair and he didn't put a guard on the cutters so he went to the scalp right down the middle of my head. So I had to let him go ahead and take the rest off. Glad I did however because that was like 13 years ago and I've kept it cut or shaved ever since. So they said that with my hair cut if I only had a light bulb I could pass for the GREAT UNCLE FESTER. That's the story. What do you want to know next. Remember I'm crazy and nothing from my past not even the ugly red head I dated bother's me. We all do certain things that we won't do over again but with me I really don't think I would change a thing. Learn from alot of them laughed at even more of them, laughed at myself and my friends and if any of it had changed I might not have what I have now. Tell me what you want to know and I'll tell for 0 points.