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12-26-2005, 08:05 PM
Ted and his wife were working in their garden one day when Ted looks over at his wife and says: "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big! I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue."

With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right, your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue!!!"

The wife chooses to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, Ted is feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off.

"What's wrong?" he asks.

She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?"
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As Big A s s - by Batpuff - 12-26-2005, 08:05 PM
As Big A s s - by CatDawg - 12-26-2005, 08:07 PM
As Big A s s - by thetribe - 12-26-2005, 08:07 PM
As Big A s s - by CatDawg - 12-26-2005, 08:09 PM
As Big A s s - by BasketBallonlyfan - 12-26-2005, 08:13 PM
As Big A s s - by CatDawg - 12-26-2005, 08:22 PM
As Big A s s - by Cowhunter30 - 12-26-2005, 08:40 PM
As Big A s s - by DTfan - 12-27-2005, 01:11 AM
As Big A s s - by football05 - 12-27-2005, 03:14 AM
As Big A s s - by justinitra - 12-27-2005, 01:22 PM
As Big A s s - by 15thRegionCrazy - 12-27-2005, 02:33 PM
As Big A s s - by #_4 - 12-27-2005, 02:59 PM
As Big A s s - by Midee1 - 12-27-2005, 04:46 PM
As Big A s s - by crazytaxidriver - 12-27-2005, 07:09 PM

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