[Aslan]

UK should do what Mike Wilbon said on PTI, "UK should call the NCAA and politely tell them, go to hell." I'm paraphrasing but I specifically remember him saying 'politely go to hell'.
Here's some Jay Bilas tweets about this.
NCAA investigation of USC took five years. NCAA investigation of Ohio State took three months. More time to investigate UK's 500 win party.

SDSU and Steve Fisher celebrated 400th win this season, too: http://t.co/lfe2ZkU. Does NCAA need to take off socks to count vacated wins?

NCAA Logic: When a win is vacated, other team must keep the loss. UK should celebrate Calipari giving opponents 500 losses. Problem solved.

Steve Fisher: Congrats on handing opponents 400 losses in your career! Problem solved. NCAA has no complaint; they made the illogical rule.

Memphis 2008: 38 times the Tigers took the floor and their opponent lost. NCAA record! No team ever handed out more L's in a single season!

USC Football 2004: Trojans took the field 13 times, and 13 times the Trojans' opponent left with a loss. Still perfect according to NCAA.

Here's one from Dicky V.
Think about absurd it is 4 NCAA to be concerned with UK's celebration of @UKCoachCalipari & 500 W's. NCAA Should CATCH CHEATERS giving CASH!