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Historically Accepted Uses Of The F-Word



There are only ten times in history when the F-word has been considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:



1. "What the @#$% do you mean, we are Sinking?"


-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912


2. "What the @#$% was that?"


-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945


3. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"


-- Custer, 1877


4. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."


-- Einstein, 1938


5. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"


-- Picasso, 1926


6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"


-- Pythagoras, 126 B.C.


7. "You want WHAT on the @#$%ing ceiling?"


-- Michelangelo, 1566


8. "Where the @#$% am I?"


-- Amelia Earhart, 1937


9. "Scattered @#$%ing showers, my ass!"


-- Noah, 4314 B.C.


10. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."


-- Saddam Hussein, 2003