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12-15-2005, 12:22 AM
Well it might not have been the dumbest thing i ever heard but it sure was the funniest.
I was working as a Deputy Sheriff when a woman walked into the Sheriff's office and stopped at the counter. She then told the sec. in a mad voice " I want to talk to the Prostituting Attorney ( Prosecuting Attorney) This woman was about 30 something and was always in trouble for something but when she came in mad ranting and and going on and then she said that everyone in there had to bite there tounge and as soon as she left we all fell out in the floor. All by the way the attorney was a female.
The second was when another deputy had stopped a guy for possible DUI and when he asked him how much he had to drink the guy responded with way to much to be taliking to you. and of course he was one of those happy drunks.
I was working as a Deputy Sheriff when a woman walked into the Sheriff's office and stopped at the counter. She then told the sec. in a mad voice " I want to talk to the Prostituting Attorney ( Prosecuting Attorney) This woman was about 30 something and was always in trouble for something but when she came in mad ranting and and going on and then she said that everyone in there had to bite there tounge and as soon as she left we all fell out in the floor. All by the way the attorney was a female.
The second was when another deputy had stopped a guy for possible DUI and when he asked him how much he had to drink the guy responded with way to much to be taliking to you. and of course he was one of those happy drunks.
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Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Tough Turf - 12-14-2005, 02:40 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Tough Turf - 12-14-2005, 02:41 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Tough Turf - 12-14-2005, 02:42 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by crazytaxidriver - 12-14-2005, 02:49 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by BCF4L - 12-14-2005, 11:17 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Crossbones - 12-14-2005, 07:22 PM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by crazytaxidriver - 12-14-2005, 07:44 PM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Reizvoll - 12-14-2005, 09:26 PM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Amun-Ra - 12-14-2005, 10:27 PM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Batpuff - 12-15-2005, 12:22 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Amun-Ra - 12-15-2005, 02:24 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by -STAT- - 12-15-2005, 10:25 PM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Doc Holliday - 12-17-2005, 04:15 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Doc Holliday - 12-17-2005, 04:17 AM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by 15thRegionCrazy - 12-17-2005, 01:57 PM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by thetribe - 12-17-2005, 03:38 PM
Dumbest thing you ever heard?? - by Jesus Shuttlesworth - 12-23-2005, 09:22 PM
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