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12-10-2005, 02:24 AM
A man and a woman, who had never met before, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.??? Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed..
"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****ed blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, the two were tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper bunk and she in the lower.
At around 1:00 in the morning, he leaned over and gently woke the
woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold."
"I have a better idea," she replied.??? Just for tonight, let's
pretend that we're married."
"Wow! That's a great idea," he exclaimed..
"Good," she replied. "Get your own ****ed blanket!"
After a moment of silence, he farted.
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Let's pretend - by crazytaxidriver - 12-10-2005, 02:24 AM
Let's pretend - by 98 - 12-10-2005, 10:52 AM
Let's pretend - by football05 - 12-10-2005, 12:04 PM
Let's pretend - by MR.INCREDIBLE - 12-10-2005, 01:10 PM
Let's pretend - by thetribe - 12-10-2005, 03:55 PM
Let's pretend - by -STAT- - 12-10-2005, 04:26 PM
Let's pretend - by Old School - 12-10-2005, 09:16 PM
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