[mr.charlie hustle]

How would you expect me to?

You stated, "Salyers P" um, ya, theres nobody named that on LC. Heres another one, "little press" what are you talking about?

If your referring to Eric Salyers, he won't see any play at all this year. He's not even the best player of the upcoming freshman. You have no idea what your talking about. Your right, we can't understand you because we are higher educated than you, apparently.

I'd like the trip to the mound please!!

Let me help you as much as anybody could with enhancement of your education. Here goes and hang on. Try your best to not get lost ok. S-A-L-Y-E-R-S P, P-I-T-C-H-E-R. Eric first name. You gave us that one. good for you but you were diverged from your first paragraph. You need to try and not do that.
Now " Little Press" is an idiom reflecting (small portion ok) of recognition (through written published word). Understand? Next as to"we are higher educated than you". You make me understand why I never utilized my rank II certification. Lastly . What would you do at the mound?Rake it? Oh I forgot. Your last statement before the mound trip, was a run on sentence.