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11-01-2010, 02:32 AM
TidesHoss32 Wrote:Everytime I see Wade Phillips, complete with his perfect bad hair and his mid 80s mafia outfit, the clueless expressions on his face (and the clueless decisions to match) give me a mental picture of a typical conversation that would take place on a Sunday afternoon in Dallas. This might get long..I apologize in advance if it does.
Wade Phillips-Gyaaah boys, this is nice! Where are we?
asst. coach (AC)- Your in Dallas, Wade.
WP-Dallas?! Wow! What is this place? It looks like a giant Chucky Cheese!!
AC- Your in the new stadium, Wade.
WP- What new stadium?
AC-The DALLAS COWBOYS' NEW STADIUM!
WP- WOW! This is the new Cowboys stadium?!?!
AC- Yes, Wade.
WP- Do we get to watch the Dallas Cowboys too?!?!?
AC- Your coaching them, Wade.
WP- Who is?
AC- You are.
WP- I am?
AC- I'm afraid so.
(Cowboys run onto the field)
WP- LOOK AT 'EM!! There goes Michael Irv..what? Who's Bryant?...Wait..who are you again?
AC- I'm your offensive coordinator, Wade.
WP- Well, theres a mixup somewhere, because Michael Irvin wears 88! And he's gonna be MAD!
AC- Irvin retired, Wade.
WP- Retired, huh? Pfft..Well, uhh..MAN THOSE BOYS ARE BIG! I'm gonna ask my wife if we can get season tickets to come here! I bet they got an arcade room somewhere in here! I wonder if they have Pac-Man! I used to do good on Pac-Man!
AC- I dunno Wade..so what plays are we going to give Kitna to run first series?
WP- Who?
AC- Jon Kitna. Your quarterback.
WP- Who's quarterback?
AC- Nevermind, Wade.
WP- Lets throw the ol picket fence at 'em. Tell 'em not to get caught watchin the paint dry.
AC- Thats a basketball play, Wade.
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- Nuh uh
AC- Uh huh
WP- I know what it is! And your gonna tell Troy to run it!
AC- Troy?
WP- Aikman!
AC- Wade, Jon Kitna's your quarterback.
WP- Who?
AC (shrugs, closes his eyes)- I'll tell Troy, Wade.
WP- Where's Jimmy?
AC- Jimmy who, Wade?
WP- JOHNSON, THE COACH..you need to pay attention, son..
AC (looks up to the sky)- If your listening...shoot me. Strike me with lightning. Whatever, just make it quick.
:Clap::Thumbs:
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