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DUE TO INCREASING PRODUCT LIABILITY LITIGATIONS, THE
AMERICAN LIQUOR MANUFACTURERS HAVE ACCEPTED THE FDA'S SUGGESTION THAT THE
FOLLOWING WARNING LABELS IMMEDIATELY BE PLACED ON ALL VARIETIES OF
ALCOHOL.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you
wondering what the hell happened to your bra and
panties.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor
in dancing like a retard.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you are
whispering when you are not.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
tell your friends over and over again that you love
them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to
think you can sing.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
believe that
ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them
at four in the morning.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think
you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex
without spitting.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is the leading
cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead, knees and
lower back.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the
illusion that you
are tougher, smarter, faster, and better looking than
most people.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to
think people are laughing"WITH"you.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause
pregnancy.

WARNING:The crumsumten of alkahall may Mack yu tink
you kan tipe reel good.