Your So Ugly

Colonel Kill · 02-26-2009, 01:45 AM

XX is so ugly when he was born the doctor thought the placenta was his twin.

**The Sniper** · 02-26-2009, 01:58 AM

Ringo is so ugly he has to carry a license in public

**Johnny Ringo** · 02-26-2009, 10:21 AM

Sniper is so ugly he can make an onion cry.

**Johnny Ringo** · 02-26-2009, 10:26 AM

Tate is so ugly he don't have to worry about birth control...his face will do just fine.

**Johnny Ringo** · 02-26-2009, 10:28 AM

Colonel is so ugly the tide won't even bring him in.

**Johnny Ringo** · 02-26-2009, 10:30 AM

Iguana is so ugly he can turn milk into yogurt by just looking at it.

***phoeniXX*** · 02-26-2009, 04:51 PM

CKis so ugly, he looks like he went bobbing for french fries

***phoeniXX*** · 02-26-2009, 04:55 PM

Sniper is so ugly, his birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory..

**The Sniper** · 02-26-2009, 05:57 PM

phoeniXX Wrote:Sniper is so ugly, his birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory..

:booo: the Sniper already used this one earlier "post #23" to be exact!

Get some new material!:zzz:

**TATE_64** · 02-26-2009, 09:03 PM

Ringo is so ugly everytime he goes out he gets chased by the Dog Catcher.....

**TATE_64** · 02-26-2009, 09:05 PM

Mongo is so ugly, he puts his face in cookie dough and makes Monster cookies....

**TATE_64** · 02-26-2009, 09:05 PM

The Ref is do Ugly, Farmers use his picture as a scarecrow....

Iguana · 02-26-2009, 11:17 PM

:Cheerlead QQ. You're so ugly, your last name is Link and your first is Missing. HA HA

Iguana · 02-26-2009, 11:18 PM

RINGO You're so ugly, you mother had to get drunk before she breast fed you.

Iguana · 02-26-2009, 11:21 PM

XX You're so ugly, when you threw a boomerang it didn't come back.

***phoeniXX*** · 02-26-2009, 11:22 PM

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Snipers baby pictures.....

***phoeniXX*** · 02-26-2009, 11:33 PM

The Sniper Wrote::booo: the Sniper already used this one earlier "post #23" to be exact!

Get some new material!:zzz:

Your very first post about Q, I used in the 3rd grade....So don't tell me about new material...:popcorn:

Jshort5 · 02-26-2009, 11:43 PM

If ugliness were bricks, PLAYBOY5 would be the Great Wall Of China. Big Grin

Colonel Kill · 02-27-2009, 12:34 AM

Jshort5 Wrote:If ugliness were bricks, PLAYBOY5 would be the Great Wall Of China.

:Clap: :Clap: :Clap: :rockon:

Colonel Kill · 02-27-2009, 12:44 AM

C. Walker is so ugly it looks like he fell from the top of the ugly tree and it every branch on the way down.

Colonel Kill · 02-27-2009, 12:54 AM

Ringo is so ugly he could't get l**d in a wh*** house with a fist full of fifties.

Colonel Kill · 02-27-2009, 12:56 AM

QQ is so ugly the last time I saw something like that I pinned a tail on it.

Colonel Kill · 02-27-2009, 12:57 AM

XX is so ugly he climbed the ugly ladder and did not miss a step.

Colonel Kill · 02-27-2009, 12:58 AM

Mongo is so ugly, he didn't get hit with the ugly stick, he ran through the whole d*mn forrest.

**The Sniper** · 02-27-2009, 01:24 AM

Good Job Colonel! :Thumbs: The Sniper noticed you didn't repeat old jokes like XX does all the time :moon:

Colonel Kill · 02-27-2009, 01:29 AM

The Sniper Wrote:Good Job Colonel! :Thumbs: The Sniper noticed you didn't repeat old jokes like XX does all the time :moon:

What can I say, Cowboys are original. Yella bellys attempt to imitate us however can never be a COWBOY.

**thetribe** · 02-27-2009, 01:37 AM

MOST of you are so ugly, they couldn't take the time to teach you the difference between "your" and "you're" in school.

:Thumbs:

**The Sniper** · 02-27-2009, 01:43 AM

XX is so ugly his picture is inside the roach motel

**The Sniper** · 02-27-2009, 01:44 AM

XX is so ugly his pillow case cries at night!

**The Sniper** · 02-27-2009, 01:45 AM

XX is so ugly his psychiatrist makes him lie facedown