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Your So Ugly
#31
Mongo is so ugly that when he was born his mamma said "What a treasure" and his dad said "yeah, lets go bury it".
#32
Mongo Wrote:The Sniper is so ugly that at birth his parents tried to leave the hospital with someone elses kid before anyone noticed

:thatsfunn not the joke ---- MONGO!
#33
The Colonel is so ugly that he had to brib his first date and he is still paying it off
#34
Mongo Wrote:The Colonel is so ugly that he had to brib his first date and he is still paying it off

:Clap: :Clap: :biggrin:
#35
Mongo is so ungly that if my dogs face looked like his, I would shave its a** and make it walk backwards.
#36
If had a pet as ugly as the Colonel I would put it down so it wouldn't have to suffer any longer
#37
The Sniper & Colonel are so ugly..the doctor slapped their mothers when they were born.
#38
Wyatt's so ugly he went to a freak show & they gave him a permanent job.
#39
The Sniper's so ugly...when his mom went into labor the doctors went on strike.
#40
The Colonels so ugly..he threw a boomerang & it never came back.
#41
Wyatts so ugly when he goes to Taco Bell..they run for the border.
#42
The Billnz is so ugly..when he sits in the sand cats try to bury him.
#43
Tate is so ugly that if ugliness was a crime he would get the electric chair.
#44
Johnny Tyler MC is so ugly..he couldn't get a date off a calendar.
#45
Ringo is so ugly he's hair is falling out because it's scared of his face!
#46
XX is so ugly even the girls in his dreams say "H*ll NO!"
#47
Sniper is so ugly, most people think he's just a Myth...:ape:
#48
Its ok CK, its whats on the inside that counts...
#49
Wyatt is so ugly, he entered in an ugly contest and they told him "No Professionals"
#50
Iguana is so ugly, his middle name is Accident.
#51
funny stuff in here.:lmao: :lmao: :lmao:
#52
QQ You’re so ugly, every time your mother looks at you she says to herself, “****, I should’ve
just given head.”
#53
XX You’re so ugly, when you get sick they call the vet.
#54
MONGO You’re so ugly, you went to a haunted house and came out with an application.
#55
Ringo is so UGLY his own dog ran away for fear of being owned by his ugly A$$
#56
XX You’re so ugly, I took you to see the zookeeper and he said, “Thanks for bringing him back.”
#57
Iguana is so ugly, when he was born his momma asked for a DNA test...
#58
Mongo is so ugly he tryed out for the movie Shrek and didnt even get the oger part
#59
phoeniXX Wrote:Iguana is so ugly, when he was born his momma asked for a DNA test...
:booo:
#60
XX is so ugly he could gag a maggot on a gutwagon

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