Your So Ugly

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:01 AM

This thread is about ugly jokes! The Sniper will start it off

"Q" is so ugly, that when he was little his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him Big Grin

torQQue · 02-25-2009, 01:03 AM

The Sniper Wrote:This thread is about ugly jokes! The Sniper will start it off

"Q" is so ugly, that when he was little his momma had to tie a pork chop around his neck just to get the dog to play with him

WTF:lmao: How many you drank tonight????

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:06 AM

"Q" is so ugly that when he looks in the mirror it says "Out of order"

torQQue · 02-25-2009, 01:11 AM

Sniper you are so ugly that when you were born they put tinted windows on your incubator

torQQue · 02-25-2009, 01:12 AM

Sniper you are so ugly, you give friggen Freddy Kruegger nightmares

***phoeniXX*** · 02-25-2009, 01:14 AM

Sniper is so ugly, when he was born his parents named him S*** Happens..

torQQue · 02-25-2009, 01:15 AM

phoeniXX Wrote:Sniper is so ugly, when he was born his parents named him S*** Happens..

:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn:thatsfunn

I cant breath... LMAO

***phoeniXX*** · 02-25-2009, 01:15 AM

Sniper is so ugly, he went to a haunted house and came out with an application.

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:17 AM

QQ & XX are so ugly that when they where little, their mother had to get drunk just to breast feed them!

:lmao:

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:20 AM

Mongo is so ugly that one day he stuck his head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.

torQQue · 02-25-2009, 01:21 AM

Colonel Kill Wrote:Mongo is so ugly that one day he stuck his head out the car window and got arrested for mooning.

:lmao::lmao:

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:23 AM

Mongo is so ugly the police let him park in handicap spaces.

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:24 AM

Mongo is so ungly when we took him to the zoo the zoo keeper said thanks for bringing him back.

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:24 AM

Ringo is so ungly he makes blind kids cry.

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:25 AM

QQ & XX are so ugly that they have to sneak up on mirros!

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:27 AM

Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:28 AM

RN09 is so ugly he has to sneak up on a mirror.

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:29 AM

Colonel Kill Wrote:Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.

:thatsfunn :thatsfunn :thatsfunn

:lmao::lmao::lmao:

torQQue · 02-25-2009, 01:30 AM

Colonel Kill Wrote:Jack Frost is so ungly he has to put a bag over his head just to get the dog to hump his leg.

:thatsfunn:thatsfunn

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:33 AM

Amun-Ra is so ugly he could scare the flies off a $#!* wagon

Mongo · 02-25-2009, 01:34 AM

The Sniper is so ugly that little kids start to cry at the mention of his name

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:35 AM

Amun-Ra is so ugly he has to trick or treat by phone.

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:35 AM

MONGO is so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:36 AM

The Sniper Wrote:Amun-Ra is so ugly he could scare the flies off a $#!* wagon

:Clap: :thatsfunn :Clap:

Mongo · 02-25-2009, 01:37 AM

The Colonel is so ugly the only person that would be seen out in public with him is The Sniper cause the Sniper thinks it makes him look better

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:37 AM

The Sniper Wrote:MONGO is so ugly that his birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :Thumbs:

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:39 AM

Mongo Wrote:The Colonel is so ugly the only person that would be seen out in public with him is The Sniper cause the Sniper thinks it makes him look better

Uh, ----- gosh --- MONGO, you really got us there buddy!:eyeroll:

**The Sniper** · 02-25-2009, 01:40 AM

Cordell Walker is so ugly his shadow said "F---it" I quit!!!!!!!!

Colonel Kill · 02-25-2009, 01:41 AM

Mongo is so ugly the last time he got a piece of a** was when his hand slipped through the toilet paper.

Mongo · 02-25-2009, 01:41 AM

The Sniper is so ugly that at birth his parents tried to leave the hospital with someone elses kid before anyone noticed