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06-25-2008, 01:27 PM
For all of you that fell for my Lynn Swan Rick Roll, This is real:
I doubt that it's going to cause much of an uproar or that anyone will be calling for asterisks on the four Super Bowl trophies that the Steelers won in the 70s (although Patriots fans might want to leave it in their backpocket as kind of a trump card), but Terry Bradshaw admitted last week that he used steroids during his playing career.
If you're detecting a lack of surprise in my tone, congratulations on being perceptive. I already looked at the 70s Steelers as doing for steroids what the Bill Walsh 49ers did for the west coast offense. The 'roids were legal then, no one was testing for it, and there's no way the Steelers were the only ones. At the time, no one knew any better.
Here's what Bradshaw said on Dan Patrick's radio show:
âWe did steroids to get away the aches and the speed of healing. My use of steroids from a doctor was to speed up injury, and thought nothing of it. ⦠It was to speed up the healing process, that was it. It wasnât to get bigger and stronger and faster.â
That may not have been the intent, but according to Jim Haslett, that's what it did. And while we're on the subject of unintended side effects, now might also be an appropriate time to mention that 70s Steelers are are dying off like NYC construction workers in The Happening.
Gracias, Larry Brown Sports.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdow...=nfl,89945
I doubt that it's going to cause much of an uproar or that anyone will be calling for asterisks on the four Super Bowl trophies that the Steelers won in the 70s (although Patriots fans might want to leave it in their backpocket as kind of a trump card), but Terry Bradshaw admitted last week that he used steroids during his playing career.
If you're detecting a lack of surprise in my tone, congratulations on being perceptive. I already looked at the 70s Steelers as doing for steroids what the Bill Walsh 49ers did for the west coast offense. The 'roids were legal then, no one was testing for it, and there's no way the Steelers were the only ones. At the time, no one knew any better.
Here's what Bradshaw said on Dan Patrick's radio show:
âWe did steroids to get away the aches and the speed of healing. My use of steroids from a doctor was to speed up injury, and thought nothing of it. ⦠It was to speed up the healing process, that was it. It wasnât to get bigger and stronger and faster.â
That may not have been the intent, but according to Jim Haslett, that's what it did. And while we're on the subject of unintended side effects, now might also be an appropriate time to mention that 70s Steelers are are dying off like NYC construction workers in The Happening.
Gracias, Larry Brown Sports.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdow...=nfl,89945
06-25-2008, 02:11 PM
No surprise here.
06-25-2008, 10:11 PM
Considering that steroids were not illegal at that time Im sure the that Terry or any other Steeler that used them were the only ones in the league who did.
06-26-2008, 01:32 PM
blah blah blah...right on HP, they werent illegal then, and we STILL keep those 4 big shiny Superbowl trophies we won in the 70s..its not even worth calling a footnote, because IT DOESNT MATTER. Every team and every player in the 70s done stuff, but just because we have the hardware, its suddenly worth talking about..
06-26-2008, 01:38 PM
once again TH32, this thread is for you....lol
06-26-2008, 01:49 PM
lol..always tryin to hit a sore spot with me arent ya?
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Jshort5 Wrote:once again TH32, this thread is for you....lol
06-26-2008, 01:53 PM
TidesHoss32 Wrote:lol..always tryin to hit a sore spot with me arent ya?
I try! lol
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06-28-2008, 09:45 PM
The Steroids the Steelers did(allegedly) is nothing compared to the massive amounts of CRACK that Bengals fans have been smoking for years LOL! Thats the only reason that I could think of why people root for the bungles LOL! That reminds me of a good joke: What did the alcoholic bengals fan say when he got out of rehab? Go Steelers! That one was for you 'Hoss.
06-28-2008, 10:37 PM
HAIL PIKEVILLE! Wrote:The Steroids the Steelers did(allegedly) is nothing compared to the massive amounts of CRACK that Bengals fans have been smoking for years LOL! Thats the only reason that I could think of why people root for the bungles LOL! That reminds me of a good joke: What did the alcoholic bengals fan say when he got out of rehab? Go Steelers! That one was for you 'Hoss.
Here's ya a little video, as a Bengals fan it brings some joy to my dull football season, watch it its full of truth! Oh and some irony, the player that Carson went down on I was talking to my uncle on the phone and he was like 15 rows up from where it happened! He yelled Touchdown and then I yelled it, it was kind of funny because of the TV delay, everybody in my living room went wild then when Carson was laying there on the ground I didnt even watch the rest of the game! But watch the video:
[YOUTUBE="Ballad Of The Bengals"]VsmGGnxHJmI[/YOUTUBE]
06-29-2008, 03:28 AM
Yet another reason to dislike Ryan Parker. Other than having a terrible voice he does NOTHING but whine about the poor luck of his teams
....you should have rode up to PB5's today Short, we played some MLB...and that joke was AWESOME HP! Nothing like getting under the skin of Bungle fans (sorry Short
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Jshort5 Wrote:Here's ya a little video, as a Bengals fan it brings some joy to my dull football season, watch it its full of truth! Oh and some irony, the player that Carson went down on I was talking to my uncle on the phone and he was like 15 rows up from where it happened! He yelled Touchdown and then I yelled it, it was kind of funny because of the TV delay, everybody in my living room went wild then when Carson was laying there on the ground I didnt even watch the rest of the game! But watch the video:
[youtube="Ballad Of The Bengals"]VsmGGnxHJmI[/youtube]
06-29-2008, 02:19 PM
Jshort5 Wrote:the player that Carson went down onUhhhh I mustve missed that one and Im glad I did. I knew "ocho cinco" backed off his trade demands for some reason LOL!!!!!!:lmao:
06-29-2008, 02:35 PM
TidesHoss32 Wrote:Yet another reason to dislike Ryan Parker. Other than having a terrible voice he does NOTHING but whine about the poor luck of his teams....you should have rode up to PB5's today Short, we played some MLB...and that joke was AWESOME HP! Nothing like getting under the skin of Bungle fans (sorry Short
)
I would've if he would've called, maybe sometime this week, Im goin campin' on Tuesday evening though...
06-30-2008, 03:33 AM
FOR ALL STEELERS FANS:
In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade
teacher Explained to her class that she is a Steelers
Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if
they are Steelers fans too.
Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting
to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into
the air with one exception.
A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be
different.
"Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Timmy. The
teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a
proud Cleveland Browns fan!" The teacher is a little
perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy
why he is a Browns fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are
Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she
says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot?
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."
In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade
teacher Explained to her class that she is a Steelers
Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if
they are Steelers fans too.
Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting
to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into
the air with one exception.
A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be
different.
"Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Timmy. The
teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a
proud Cleveland Browns fan!" The teacher is a little
perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy
why he is a Browns fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are
Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she
says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot?
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."
06-30-2008, 09:43 AM
Great! That's funny.
06-30-2008, 10:53 AM
Jshort5 Wrote:FOR ALL STEELERS FANS:OK here we go LOL!
In a school just outside Pittsburgh, a first grade
teacher Explained to her class that she is a Steelers
Fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if
they are Steelers fans too.
Not really knowing what a Steelers fan is, but wanting
to be liked by their teacher, their hands all fly into
the air with one exception.
A little boy named Timmy has not gone along with the
crowd. The teacher asks him why he has decided to be
different.
"Because I am not a Steelers fan." says Timmy. The
teacher asks "Then what are you?" Timmy says "I am a
proud Cleveland Browns fan!" The teacher is a little
perturbed now, her face slightly red. She asks Timmy
why he is a Browns fan. "Well, my Mom and Dad are
Browns fans so I'm a Browns fan, too." Timmy responds.
The teacher is now angry. "That's no reason," she
says loudly. "What if your Mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot?
Timmy smiled and said, "Then I'd be a Steelers fan."
A Cincy couple were getting divorced last year and the proceedings were getting ugly. The couple were battling for custody of there only child. When the child took the witness stand the judge asked "Do you want to live with your mom?" "No she beats me" The child replied crying. "Well what about your dad?" "No!" said the child "He beats me too". The judge scratches his head and asks the child "Well, who do you want to live with?" "I wanna go live with the Bengals" said the child "Beacuse they cant beat anybody!"
06-30-2008, 11:53 AM
HAIL PIKEVILLE! Wrote:OK here we go LOL!
A Cincy couple were getting divorced last year and the proceedings were getting ugly. The couple were battling for custody of there only child. When the child took the witness stand the judge asked "Do you want to live with your mom?" "No she beats me" The child replied crying. "Well what about your dad?" "No!" said the child "He beats me too". The judge scratches his head and asks the child "Well, who do you want to live with?" "I wanna go live with the Bengals" said the child "Beacuse they cant beat anybody!"
LOL
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When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an ******* under a steelers hat!":lmao:
06-30-2008, 02:05 PM
Jshort5 Wrote:LOLI thought about you the other day Jshort. I was driving by Lagrange prison and saw them hanging a banner that read "Welcome to bengals training camp 2008":3 Football fans stumble home after the game and find a naked lady in the bushes passed out drunk. The guys call the police and the Bengals fan takes his had off and puts it over the girls left breast. The Browns fan takes off his hat and puts it over the girls right breast. Finally, the steelers fan takes his hat off and puts it over the girls vagina.
When the police show up, the officer looks under the Bengals hat and takes a quick note. He then looks under the Browns hat and writes another quick note. Finally he looks under the Steelers hat. Puts it down. Looks again, and again. The Steelers fan is outraged and yells, "Hey, what's wrong with you? Are you a pervert or something?" The Cop replies. "No, I'm just dumbfounded, because usually I see an ******* under a steelers hat!":lmao:
06-30-2008, 02:45 PM
HAIL PIKEVILLE! Wrote:I thought about you the other day Jshort. I was driving by Lagrange prison and saw them hanging a banner that read "Welcome to bengals training camp 2008"
Thank You!
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06-30-2008, 03:24 PM
I just dont understand why he would just come out and say this. Nobody asked him about it and he just came right out of the blue and said it. He has now put an asterisk by his name.
07-04-2008, 03:14 AM
Jshort5 Wrote:Thank You!Yeah I know. Didnt you mean 'Pun" though. LOL!, its all good natured though, no punt intended.
07-04-2008, 12:55 PM
I did!
07-04-2008, 04:42 PM
HAIL PIKEVILLE! Wrote:Yeah I know. Didnt you mean 'Pun" though. LOL!
Oh my bad, I did mean "Pun" though! LoL,
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