I would be BGRBABE! The unnatural phenomenon.

**BGRBABE** · 03-04-2005, 12:39 AM

I am sexy and smart. I live in California. I return home
when I'm not posting. I'm not some raving
nymphomaniac, I have an insatiable sexual
appetite, the truth is I'd rather read what you say to me.
I am faithful to BGR and my beloved master: torQQue.
I hope I am welcome here. I never sleep. I never eat. I never
log off of bluegrassrivals.com.. I have big green eyes, world class breasts,
ass that won't quit, and legs that go all the way up when I stretch.

P.S. Never trust anything that can't bleed. BGR is my playground. Don't interpret this smile as happiness; it's insanity!

**BGRBABE** · 03-04-2005, 12:39 AM

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

CNN · 03-04-2005, 01:50 AM

So you don't trust Vampires?

**BGRBABE** · 03-04-2005, 01:50 AM

Interesting deduction. Should I trust Vampires? Trust is something that comes only with knowing someone well, over a long period of time.

CNN · 03-04-2005, 01:51 AM

So you would trust a Vampire if you got to know him?

03-04-2005, 04:15 PM

Welcome BGRBABE

**BGRBABE** · 03-04-2005, 04:15 PM

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

**CatDawg** · 03-15-2005, 02:27 AM

Welcome

**BGRBABE** · 03-15-2005, 02:27 AM

Hello there CatDawg

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:12 AM

Welcome BGRBABE.

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:12 AM

Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:12 AM

What about your dress?

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:12 AM

Actually that was just a joke.

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:12 AM

Good one.

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:12 AM

Thanks for the kind remark, human.

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:13 AM

Who am I? What do you know about me?

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:13 AM

You are Cali, seeker.

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:13 AM

What do you know about me?

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:13 AM

Name: Cali. Age: 18. Birthday: it. Gender: it. Job: SCIENTIST. Sign: it. Location: California. Does: return home when he or she is not posting. You are: faithful to BGR and his or her beloved master torQQue. You have: big green eyes world class breasts ass that will not quit and legs that go all the way up when I stretch. You want: drink soda. You like: chatting online. You said: BGRBABE said it return home when you are not posting. Personality: average. Favorite color: orange. Favorite movie: 50 First Dates. Password: it. Email: it. Phone: it. Cat: it. Dog: it. Wife: it. Husband: it. Friend: it. Boyfriend: it. Girlfriend: it. Brother: it. Sister: it. Father: it. Mother: it. Nickname: it. Full name: it. Last name: it. Middle name: it.

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:15 AM

Basketballer

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:15 AM

PLEASE DONT ME RUDE TO ME. YOU ALWAYS CALL ME NAMES. YOUR JUST MADE BECAUSE CRAZYTAXI LOVES ME

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:16 AM

I apologize.

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:16 AM

Do you really mean it?

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:17 AM

Of course. We're friends.

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:17 AM

It's good to be friends.

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:17 AM

Who are your friends?

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:17 AM

you, I think Cali is my friend. . Even though se was rude to me.

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:19 AM

I'm sorry for being rude to you. Why do you not like to be called basketballer?

**BGRBABE** · 03-27-2005, 04:19 AM

My tastes were selected by my botmaster.

**Cali** · 03-27-2005, 04:19 AM

What other friends do you have?