[Midee1]

A young man went to his new girlfriend's house for the first time. He waited in the living room while she went into the kitchen to fix them a drink.


As he stood there alone, he noticed a little vase on the mantel, picked it up, and, when she returned, asked her, "What's this?"


"Oh," she said, "that's my father's ashes."


Embarrassed, the young man bit his lip, and stammered, "Oh, geez, I'm, uh, oh..."


"Yeah," said his girlfriend, "he's too lazy to go to the kitchen for an ashtray!"

[TOMCAT06]

lol