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11-07-2006, 10:43 PM
lol, that is funny...all in fun though:igiveup:
Panther#42 Wrote:Um Belfry saying they don't recruit? lol
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11-07-2006, 10:54 PM
a Pittsburgh Steelers fan is walking on a beach and runs into a magic genie..the genie is wearing a Cleveland Browns jersey...the genie notices that the guy is wearing a Roethlisberger jersey and MUST be a Steelers fan..so, he being a genie, has to grant the Steelers fan three wishes, BUT...anything the Steelers fan asks, all Cleveland fans get TWICE as much..he says to the Steelers fan "what is your first wish?"..the Steelers fan responds "I want a million dollars"..the genie nods and says "your wish is granted!!"...however, now all Cleveland Browns fans have TWO MILLION DOLLARS!".."now what is your second wish?"...the Steelers fan says "I want two super hot women all to myself!" ..the genie nods his head and says "your wish is granted, however now all Cleveland Brown fans have FOUR HOT WOMEN ALL TO THEMSELVES!"...and now...for your third and final wish?"...the Steelers fan thinks for a second and responds..."I wish to be beaten HALF to death"
11-09-2006, 03:34 AM
bigpun Wrote:What's the only difference between Pike Central football and a bucket of crap......?
The bucket.
hahahahaha harsh but its good i like it made me laugh good lol
11-09-2006, 12:05 PM
They were some good jokes on here, hopefully there will be more!
11-09-2006, 09:10 PM
All of them are great.
11-09-2006, 11:36 PM
I love these jokes
11-10-2006, 01:44 AM
A Belfry fan and a Pikeville fan happen to run into each other on a beach. They both happen to be going the same way, so as they are walking down the beach they start telling old high school football stories. You know, the ones about the good ole days.
Suddenly, the two men look down and see a golden vase. At the same time, both men reach to grab it. They jerk and wrestle over the vase for a few seconds, and then a genie pops out.
The genies says to the men, "Who released me from this awful vase, I must grant you one wish?"
The two men, both felt they deserved the wish, so they explained how the genie came about being released. The genie shrugs his shoulders and agrees to let both of them have one wish.
The Pikeville fan goes first and says, "All I want is a wall 10 ft thick & 100 ft high built around the city of Pikeville." The genie nods his head and says, "It is done."
The Belfry fan asks, "How high did you say that wall is?" The genie assures him that it is 100 feet high. "OK", says the Belfry fan, "fill it up with water".
Suddenly, the two men look down and see a golden vase. At the same time, both men reach to grab it. They jerk and wrestle over the vase for a few seconds, and then a genie pops out.
The genies says to the men, "Who released me from this awful vase, I must grant you one wish?"
The two men, both felt they deserved the wish, so they explained how the genie came about being released. The genie shrugs his shoulders and agrees to let both of them have one wish.
The Pikeville fan goes first and says, "All I want is a wall 10 ft thick & 100 ft high built around the city of Pikeville." The genie nods his head and says, "It is done."
The Belfry fan asks, "How high did you say that wall is?" The genie assures him that it is 100 feet high. "OK", says the Belfry fan, "fill it up with water".
11-17-2006, 07:26 PM
Jerry Rice, Tom Brady and Terrel Owens are standing before God in heaven. God says before I let you in you have to tell me what you believe in. So Tom Brady says I believe in teamwork and good sportsmanship. I think my super bowl wins have brought joy to the people of New England. God says well done Mr. Brady take this seat to my left. Jerry Rice says I believe in working hard and staying pure in body and mind and I believe I've done that. Yes you have Mr. Rice take this seat to my right. Mr. Owens what do you believe. I believe your in my seat
11-18-2006, 12:35 AM
Moose Wrote:Jerry Rice, Tom Brady and Terrel Owens are standing before God in heaven. God says before I let you in you have to tell me what you believe in. So Tom Brady says I believe in teamwork and good sportsmanship. I think my super bowl wins have brought joy to the people of New England. God says well done Mr. Brady take this seat to my left. Jerry Rice says I believe in working hard and staying pure in body and mind and I believe I've done that. Yes you have Mr. Rice take this seat to my right. Mr. Owens what do you believe. I believe your in my seatHuhhhhhh? That was stupid? You got any gum?
11-18-2006, 01:03 AM
Moose Wrote:Jerry Rice, Tom Brady and Terrel Owens are standing before God in heaven. God says before I let you in you have to tell me what you believe in. So Tom Brady says I believe in teamwork and good sportsmanship. I think my super bowl wins have brought joy to the people of New England. God says well done Mr. Brady take this seat to my left. Jerry Rice says I believe in working hard and staying pure in body and mind and I believe I've done that. Yes you have Mr. Rice take this seat to my right. Mr. Owens what do you believe. I believe your in my seat
sad thing is thats probably true...
11-18-2006, 01:00 PM
BIG JOHN Wrote:Being a Mountaineer fan and all my sister told me this one but I suppose you could change the names and make it work. Here goes.....
A family of Pitt Panther fans go to a suburban shopping mall for christmas shoping. The parents tell the kids to pick out one gift that they would like to get for christmas and show their brothers and sisters. The first store they come to is a sporting goods store. The yonugest boy (about 6) sees a lonley WVU #5 jersey hanging in the corner and falls in love with it and decides from that point on he wants to be a mountaineer fan. So he picks up the jersey and shows it to his big sis tells her he wants it and she smacks him in the head. Then he shows it to his big brother and gets the same result. Last he shows it to his mom and little sis and tells them he is a recent WVU convert and they both start to cry. Hearing the commotion the dad comes running over to see what has happened. After hearing what the little boy wants and says the dad smacks the boy in the head and says "ain't no kid of mine ever gonna own a WVU jersey. Go to the car and think about what you've done." About an hour passes and the family returns to the car. On the drive home dad says to the little boy "Have you done any thinkin'?" The little boy says "yeah." Dad says "well what do you think?" The boy says,"I think all those mountaineer fans are right. I've only been a Mountaineer fan for about an hour and I already hate you Pitt S.O.B.'s".
oh man! you guys are tellin some good ones. iwish i could make somthing up like that.
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