[Batpuff]

Two rednecks, Bubba and Earl, were driving down the road drinking a couple of bottles of Budweiser.

The passenger, Bubba, said, "Lookey thar up ahead, Earl, it's a dadgum
police roadblock!! We're gonna get busted fer drinkin' these here beers!"
"Don't worry, Bubba," Earl said. "We'll just pull over and finish drinkin' these beers then peel off the label and stick it on our foreheads then throw the bottles under the seat."


"What fer?" asked Bubba.

"Just let me do the talkin', OK?," said Earl.

Well, they finished their beers, threw the empties out of sight and put the labels on each of their foreheads. When they reached the roadblock, the sheriff said, "Howdy boys ya'll been drinkin'?"

"No sir," said Earl while pointing at the labels... "Me and Bubba's on the Patch."

[football05]

haha thats a good one

Cops can ask the stupidest questions lol for instance

My family and I and my friend dave went to the Coca Cola 600 in Charlotte 2 weekends ago, so there we sat in traffic backed up 5 miles, well my friend got the urge to drink cause it was so boring, so him and my dad started drinking a few, well I was like what the hell my parents are cool they wont mind so i said dave reach me one so he did...well i was sitting there with my window down drinking my beer in the back seat with ACDC playing lol and I look over my left shoulder and this cop was walking towards our vehicle....so I sat there all calm and didnt move he walked up grabbed my bud light and turned it around and said "Is that a beer" and I said yes sir it is why...he said well you know open containers are illegal in north carolina and its a 140 dollar fine... I said no sir I didnt and I said what about everyone else drinking like those guys in that back of that truck he said well I tell you what as long as you keep it where I cant see it we wont have a problem so I sat it down and he left as soon as he did i turned it up lol......

[BC75]

haha I love that.

[BurntTires]

lol...nice one