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Bazinga brutha, ole fatpat is pumped like a mutha today. Big Bizness and the Kevinator open the season against lil Sheldy at Mortys. This is going to be a quick one for the books. Better hit the concessions early and often cause that clock will be runnin like ole fatpat hittin the wicked pissah at the Gbread, wowza!

Knott by 25

#magnumwillbesmilinglikeapossum More mash taters please!!!

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[Image: https://i.imgflip.com/2njowx.gif] Bolz time to rise Pat Nation! Big Bizness and the Pats be rocking ole Mortys like a mutha! Sheldy walking into a freaking trap like the time ole grammy caught a possum! Ole Possum didnt see it coming! Kazilla and Cobby Napper be putting somebodys eye out! Big Bizness be cutting the rotation down like ole Fatpat tightening down on a plate of Chesters fried chicken! Wowza!#wearprotectiveglasses More mash taters please!!!

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Itz a merry ole time in Knott County today, wowza! Kazilla going to lead our team to victory tonight in the season opener. Goin to be a wild time at Mortys. CT has a festive halftime show lined up and Magz will be leadin the pep section.

#sheldonwontknowwhathithim More mash taters please!!!

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[Image: https://avatars.mds.yandex.net/get-pdb/8...d6bd5/orig] Negative quadruple Wowza! Da game canceled and Patriot Nation fans are feeling the side effects of the cancellation! Ole Fatpat told Big Bizness to calm down but the brutha was mad as CT when the golf cart battery went dead! # maythebasketballgodsreschedulethisone #snowdaysareakilla More mash taters please!!!