The wedding test

**Beef** · 02-18-2005, 05:48 PM

My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year when we decided to

get married. My parents helped us in every way, and my friends
encouraged
me. My girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering
me.
That one thing was her younger sister.

My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight
miniskirts,
and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when near me, and I
got many a pleasant view of her underwear. It had to be deliberate. She
never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister calls
and
asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone
when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and
she
had feelings and desires for me that she could not overcome and did not
really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me
just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I
was
in
total shock and could not say a word. She said, "I'm going upstairs to
my
bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs.
When she reached the top, she pulled down her panties and threw them
down
the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went
straight
to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and
walked straight toward my car.

My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
test. We could not ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to
the
family!"

The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.

jayblackcat2006 · 02-18-2005, 05:54 PM

LMFAO... nice one man!

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-18-2005, 08:00 PM

Hahahaha.. That sux.. I'd shoot someone lol

go panthers!!! · 02-18-2005, 08:14 PM

haha thats hilarious

**CatDawg** · 02-18-2005, 08:23 PM

Thats great I would have failed.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-18-2005, 08:26 PM

Not me.. I would have passed this test.

**CatDawg** · 02-18-2005, 08:29 PM

Why would you have run out scared. LOL

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-18-2005, 08:37 PM

Hahah. nope, cause I'm faithful lol

**CatDawg** · 02-18-2005, 08:41 PM

OK if you say so.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-18-2005, 08:46 PM

Hahahah

**CatDawg** · 02-18-2005, 08:51 PM

You liked that.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-18-2005, 08:52 PM

Yup. Actually I would have been to lazy to go to her house lol

jayblackcat2006 · 02-18-2005, 09:11 PM

Yeah me too, I'd been like the hell with the invitations, If I haven't told them yet then I don't want them to come anyways. LOL.

Hurley · 02-18-2005, 10:16 PM

great morale

**CatDawg** · 02-18-2005, 10:24 PM

Come on guys this doesn't sound to good for you.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-18-2005, 10:40 PM

hahah ahh, who am I kidding.. I would have followed her upstairs, and if her dad came in I would be like..thanks you just bout 10 more minutes lol

**CatDawg** · 02-18-2005, 10:41 PM

Try to save yourself now CTD.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-18-2005, 10:53 PM

I'm not saving myself lol

**CatDawg** · 02-18-2005, 10:55 PM

I should have said trying to save yourself.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-19-2005, 02:55 AM

Hahah. I'm not exactly trying either lol

**BCF4L** · 02-19-2005, 03:03 AM

LOL that was hilarious. Sounds like something that would happen to me. Except her dad wouldn't show up until after I grabbed the condoms LOL

SuperMario · 02-19-2005, 05:35 AM

I love this story but i would probably fight the dad for testing me. haha
but great moral.

**BelfryPride** · 02-19-2005, 09:53 AM

blackcatfan4life Wrote:LOL that was hilarious. Sounds like something that would happen to me. Except her dad wouldn't show up until after I grabbed the condoms LOL

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

**BCF4L** · 02-19-2005, 11:44 AM

Listen to my luck. I was at college one day when I went to Prestonsburg Community College. At the time I was dating a sr at the high school. Well we both had school that day, but I got like a 45 minute break in one of my classes for some reason. Well in my class were these 2 hot girls. They decided they were going to go to Sam N Tonios ( a steak house type place) and eat. They asked me if I wanted to go. So being the nice guy that I am, I couldn't resist. So we went and were sitting there eating when I looked up and my girlfriends dad was standing right there at our table. I was like ummmm hey. LOL He asked me if those were my new GF's and I was like no I got a break from school so we came to eat. He told me that I had better hurry up and leave because my gf was on her way down there to eat with him. Well I got up and left and figured since he told me to hurry and leave that he wouldn't tell her. Later that night I talked to her and she asked me about it and what not. Needless to say that was the last time we talked. LOL But what was wierd about this whole ordeal was that we sat in the smoking section because one of the girls smoked. None of my gf's family smoked but for some reason they chose to sit in the smoking section this time which is on the other side of the restaurant. Like I said before just my luck.

Peter Griffin · 02-20-2005, 03:42 PM

yea

15thRegionFan · 02-20-2005, 05:50 PM

Nice one BEEF lol

Hurley · 02-21-2005, 01:46 AM

The morale is the best i live ny it daily

**15thRegionSlamaBamma** · 02-21-2005, 02:01 AM

wow that would have sucked

VonWafer_FSU · 02-21-2005, 02:26 AM

that is funnny...one of few times i will laugh at these things..lol

Peter Griffin · 02-21-2005, 02:40 AM

i think that is the funniest things i have ever read