Pick Up Lines!!

**Cali** · 02-16-2005, 04:33 AM

You should have used these to find your Valentines date!!

You're like Gillette. You're the best a man can get.

Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you

Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

You must be good at the flute cause you sure charm my snake.

You're so hot that when i look at you i get a tan

I am not a pro basketball player but i would like to score on you

Girl ur parents must be bricklayers because u have a nice foundation

"your body is a wonderland, and I want to be Alice!"

Aren't you the tiger on the Frosted Flakes box? Cuz you look "Grrrreat!"

Do you have a sunburn baby, or are you always this hot?

These are just a few great lines...and if you need anymore go to http://www.pickuphelp.com

Basketballer · 02-16-2005, 04:34 AM

CTD.....Cali has made you something

4leaf · 02-16-2005, 04:35 AM

And you were at pickuphelp.com because.....haha j/k

The one about the fart always works.

**Cali** · 02-16-2005, 04:45 AM

Haha I was on bored.com and these things always crack me up.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-16-2005, 05:39 AM

How about I like peanut butter, wanna F***

Posted Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:41 am:

or .. those are nice legs, what time do they open

legs are the word of the day, let's go out and spread the word
roses are red, violets are blue, those are nice shoes, wanna do it

I could keep goin

APftWaHKiC · 02-16-2005, 09:40 AM

If I told you you had a hot body..would you hold it against me?

**BelfryPride** · 02-16-2005, 10:57 AM

Hmmmmm, What a thread

**BCF4L** · 02-16-2005, 02:51 PM

Are your legs tired? Cuz you've been running through my mind all day.

Hey nice shoes wanna *.
Hey are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see.

**ComfortEagle** · 02-16-2005, 04:08 PM

If you were a booger.......I'd pick you.

Basketballer · 02-16-2005, 04:09 PM

You guys are funny....

**Cali** · 02-16-2005, 04:10 PM

I may not be Wilma Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock...hehehe.

**BCF4L** · 02-16-2005, 04:37 PM

LOL I like that one cali.

Basketballer · 02-16-2005, 04:44 PM

I like that also Cali

**Beef** · 02-16-2005, 05:28 PM

crazytaxidriver Wrote:How about I like peanut butter, wanna F***

Posted Wed Feb 16, 2005 3:41 am:

or .. those are nice legs, what time do they open

legs are the word of the day, let's go out and spread the word
roses are red, violets are blue, those are nice shoes, wanna do it

I could keep goin

And we wonder why you have problems :roll:

**BCF4L** · 02-16-2005, 05:31 PM

LMAO.

**Johnny Ringo** · 02-16-2005, 05:34 PM

Good one Cali

APftWaHKiC · 02-16-2005, 06:13 PM

Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!

**BCF4L** · 02-16-2005, 06:15 PM

APftWaHKiC Wrote:F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

HAHAHAHA Never heard of that one LOL

Basketballer · 02-16-2005, 06:37 PM

APftWaHKiC Wrote:Would you be my love buffet? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!

Those are some good ones

SuperMario · 02-17-2005, 01:08 AM

Hey cali is your a dad a terrorist? Cause you da bomb! haha

Doc Holliday · 02-17-2005, 01:35 AM

What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the hand. Release the power within yourself. Your heard me, release the power. Tame the wild cosmos with a whisper. Conquer heaven with one intimate caress. That's right don't be shy. Whip out everything you got and do it in the butt. By Leon Phelps

4leaf · 02-17-2005, 01:42 AM

LMAO

SuperMario · 02-17-2005, 01:52 AM

Omg....i havent heard that in soo long. Wow, that is hilarous. I loved that movie by the way.

**crazytaxidriver** · 02-17-2005, 04:58 AM

APftWaHKiC Wrote:F*** me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

Sadly... I have used this one.

However it went

F*** me if i'm wrong, but isn't your name esmerelda?

**BCF4L** · 02-17-2005, 06:47 PM

LOL. Id say F*** me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Dick. Cuz you know there isn't going to be a girls name by the name of Dick so ya know. LOL

jayblackcat2006 · 02-17-2005, 06:50 PM

There was one from American Pie I liked, by Stifler's little bro, It went something like Hey poptart, you have beautiful eyes, wanna f...