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12-18-2005, 12:17 AM
These are Actual comments made by Patients (predominately male) to Physicians performing their colonoscopies.
13) "Take it easy, doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
12) "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
11) "Can you hear me NOW"
10) "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
9) "You know , in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
8) "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
7) You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out."
6) "Now I know how a muppet feels!"
5) "If your hand doesm't fit, you must quit!"
4) "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
3) "You used to be a n executive at Enron, didn't you"
2) "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
1) "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
13) "Take it easy, doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
12) "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"
11) "Can you hear me NOW"
10) "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"
9) "You know , in Arkansas, we're now legally married."
8) "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?
7) You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out."
6) "Now I know how a muppet feels!"
5) "If your hand doesm't fit, you must quit!"
4) "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
3) "You used to be a n executive at Enron, didn't you"
2) "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
1) "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there."
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12-18-2005, 03:24 AM
Great stuff Oldschool LMAO
12-19-2005, 12:36 AM
hahaha those are funny
12-19-2005, 02:12 PM
good ones haha
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